Lindsay To Do Community Service at Morgue
Part time actress Lindsay Lohan will spend two days (four-hours each day) at a morgue as part of her community service for her DUI arrest.
Lohan obviously has no say in where she's issued and wasn't even present at the hearing.
After she's done with the morgue (creepy!) she has to do an additional two days in a hospital emergency room. Can you imagine you're just chilling at the hospital and Lindsay Lohan comes in to take away your bedpan? Now that's a sight I would pay to see!