Ms. Lohan needs to keep track of what she says and to whom she's saying it to. She just recently said...
"I've never dated anyone I've worked with. Some of those guys are old enough to be my father! My mother once said to me, '[Daughter], if you'd gone out with everyone they said, you'd be dead by now!' It's ridiculous. I see a lot of men when I go out and, yes, I have conversations. But right away people assume I'm dating them. If I leave a club or a restaurant at the same time as a guy, it's immediately thought we're an item, that I'm either dating him or sleeping with him. It's not true and I'm not that kind of person. I like to really get to know a guy before anything else develops."
Lets take a trip down memory lane and reread some quotes from maneater Lohan in the last year alone...
--"Sex And The City changed everything for me because those girls would just sleep with so many people. And that's me. I'm not dating just one person."
--"It is the variety of partners everyone likes, especially at my age. I'm like Angelina Jolie, taking on lovers. I don't need a steady relationship."
--"I say things that aren't true a lot... If I was dating one person (I'd) probably tell them I was dating someone else and then I'd call my friend and be like, 'Do you mind if I say that we're dating?' "I figure I'll fuck with them (tabloids), because they fuck with me"
--"If the sex is bad, the relationship isn't going anywhere. I like variety, I think everyone does, especially at my age."
--"If I'm going to give my body to someone, I'd rather them not be with other people, but I want to be able to (date) if I like someone else. I don't think I've had enough experience with dating one guy for a long time"
Mr.FancyPants
