Three things are happening: Lindsay Lohan’s purse was stolen. Lindsay Lohan’s stolen purse was returned. Lindsay Lohan is missing $10,000 from said purse.
So many unanswered questions like, who carries $10,000 in cash, do they make bills larger than $100, and was there a large silver briefcase inside her purse to carry all the cash? Ok, sorry, I’m sort of fixating on the $10,000 in cash detail because who does that!?
Here’s what happened: Lindsay spent the weekend in Hawaii with her sister Ali and some friends, to “take a break” from volunteering at the morgue.
She was at a house party on the island and said during that time her white Chanel purse was stolen from the Jeep she was riding around the island.
Lindsay started freaking out because her purse contained her passport and ID and probation paperwork stating she was allowed to be on the island only for the weekend. She also has to appear in court on Wednesday and therefore needed her passport and ID to get back on the plane.
She sent the party goers into frenzy mode, making everyone search for the purse. Then, some “suspicious looking” local, according to TMZ, showed up with the purse, claiming he found it on the street somewhere.
Everything was in the bag, except the $10,000 in cash. Lindsay's rep Steve Honig says, “Everything was still in the purse, except the cash she was carrying with her.”
Apparently, Lindsay was so relieved to have her documents back that she didn’t even question the guy as to where all her cash went. “It fell out?” he probably might have said as he already imagines all the iPad’s he’s going to buy with that cash.
Meanwhile, Lindsay’s nude playboy photos have leaked online along with some excerpts from the interview. And because I’m not a dude, I actually read those quotes.
“Sex and sexuality are a part of nature, and I go along with nature,” says Lohan, “I think Marilyn Monroe once said that. I certainly agree with her.”
In case you’ve been living under a rock, the Lohan Playboy shoot is “inspired by Marilyn Monroe,” and in case you’ve been living under an even larger rock, Lindsay is literally crazy about Marilyn Monroe. Like, obsessed.
Lindsay adds that its import to “[know] yourself and your body because it gives you confidence.”
Is this how these Playboy interviews always are? Celebs talking about how great they feel naked?
Anyways, Lindsay also adds, “It’s a very male-dominated world to begin with, so knowing yourself and being comfortable with your body is an important thing for me as a woman,” she says.