Spoiler alert, she’s sitting on a chair backwards.
And the digital magician who Photoshopped the cover deserves a raise, because Lohan actually looks somewhat decent and not like a total drunken slob.
The cover shot is set to be officially revealed during Lohan’s interview on The Ellen DeGeneres Show on December 15.
“The pictorial is absolutely fantastic and very tasteful, and will be accompanied by an interview that will let readers see another side of Lindsay,” her rep said.
Yeah, a naked side. Oh wait, we’ve seen that already. A sober side?
Lohan’s Ellen interview will be her first since she violated her probation. I can only imagine what this interview is going to be like. Although considering Ellen is pretty PG, it’s probably just going to be a bunch of dancing, and then maybe Lindsay will meet those two little British girls who sang that Nicki Minaj song.
Lohan completed the photo shoot in late October, but she had to retake the photos after Hugh Hefner was reportedly unhappy with them. Lindsay is said to have earned $1 million for the shoot.
Meanwhile, Star magazine claims to have obtained Lohan’s private memoir (aka her Lisa Frank diary), and in it, Lohan describes the day she found out Heath Ledger died.
“Today Heath died,” Lohan wrote in pink ink on January 22, 2008. “I’m in love with him…he was the love of my life. He taught me so much and he was everything I’ve ever wanted and more.”
Somewhere in Heaven, Heath Ledger is saying, “Lindsay who?”
She continued: “I want to hear him laugh and hold me. I crave his touch and care.”
Actually, the two were pretty close. Just days before Ledger died from a prescription drug overdose, Lohan was planning to visit him in New York City.
“When a person dies the world stops,” Lohan continued. “I’m numb.”
In a 2008 phone conversation that was somehow obtained by RadarOnline.com, Lindsay’s mom, Dina, told her dad, Michael, that their daughter was “dating Heath when he died.” So it’s quite possible that the two were secretly dating when he died.
“I don't know if you know that,” Dina said. “But I know cause I would drop her off and they were friends, very, very close.”