Oh how the tables have turned!
Over the weekend, Lindsay Lohan was accused of attacking a woman at the Standard Hotel on Thursday night and like usual, Lindsay is denying the altercation. However, this time, Lindsay really didn’t do what she was accused of doing, so Lindsay is asking detectives to investigate the woman accusing her and arrest the woman for filing a false police report.
Filing a false police report is a crime, punishable by 6 months in jail. That’s about 6 months longer than any jail sentence Lindsay has ever served. #Perspective.
Lindsay’s alibi on the night that she was alleged to have shoved the woman was that she was at home watching “Homeland.” Good show, weird alibi. Also, there are no photos from Lindsay at The Standard and the employees of the hotel are even coming forward and saying they never saw Lindsay there that night.
Lindsay’s attorney tells TMZ, “If it’s true that someone made false accusations against Ms. Lohan and reported those false claims to police, we will take appropriate action – which includes seeking the prosecution of that individual.”
Boom! Lindsay Lohan shutting it down!
Also, is there a photo of the woman accusing Lindsay Lohan? I just haven’t seen a person with crazy eyes in a long time **looks at Amanda Bynes mug shot** Oh, just kidding, all better.