Lindsay Lohan to See Dead People

April 25, 2011 By:
Lindsay Lohan to See Dead People

Because her career’s not dead enough, Lindsay Lohan will be forced to work at the Los Angeles morgue as part of her 120 hours of community service.

"She'll be doing basic janitorial work," Coroner Assistant Chief Ed Winter said. “She won't be handling any dead bodies but she'll certainly see them."

And since everyone else has had it with her pity party, I’m sure Lindsay will vent about her life’s problems to the bodies, making fast friends, while the ghosts of the corpses yell, “Dammit, if I wasn’t dead, I’d kill myself listening to this!”

Lohan completed a similar program in 2007 at the L.A. morgue after she was convicted of drunk driving. Lohan will also have to complete 360 hours of service at the LA Women’s Center, located in Skid Row. And with the way things are going, she might as well pitch a tent.