I can’t keep up with Lindsay Lohan and her legal problems. At this point, Hollywood should just do a remake of “Night Court” and cast Lindsay Lohan as all the parts, she’ll get work again and keep up with her staggering number of lawsuits, arrests and court appearances. Everybody wins!
Enough about that. Some lady is suing Lindsay Lohan, who claims that she was hit by Lindsay’s car as she was walking across the street in LA.
The lawsuit hasn’t been served to Lindsay yet, the lady has actually just released it to the media first, which is pretty f-ing savvy of the lady to do, she must be really seeking her 15 minutes of fame.
“People like to do this – give lawsuits to the media before they serve it to Lindsay,” says Lindsay’s rep Steven Honig.
The lady says that Lindsay hit her while driving her Maserati GranTurismo and is demanding damages to cover “serious personal injuries, pain, suffering and anguish” as well as medical expenses and loss of wages. Oh c’mon lady, you got hit by a Hollywood celebrity, you should be excited!
Now go talk to TMZ and gloat in your celebrity encounter, otherwise leave Lindsay alone. She’s got enough lawsuits already. Actually she does.
Just last week, some crazy person (like certifiable insane) named Thomas A. Green sued Lindsay for “unfair business practices” claiming Lindsay contacted him through facebook, promised to participate in some kind of online business and then backed out. That actually sounds a lot like Lindsay. She likes promising to do things (like photo shoots, interviews with Matt Lauer, interviews with Ellen Degeneres) and then bailing on them.
However, the guy also says he played a role in killing Osama bin Laden and wrote that he believes “[Lohan] might be a high end prostitute.” Alright buddy, we think she’s cray cray too, but a high-end prostitute? No way. What is this, “Pretty Woman”?
Lindsay was also sued this month by a paparazzi, who also claims that she hit him while driving her Maserati after trying to make a quick getaway at a nightclub.