Lindsay Lohan: Someone Stole My Passport

May 19, 2010 By:
Lindsay Lohan: Someone Stole My Passport

Lindsay Lohan is headed to the slammer--finally! Lindsay will be a no-show at court tomorrow, because she claims someone stole her passport. Surrre!

The judge has made it crystal clear that if she doesn't show up for court tomorrow, she could face up to 180 days in jail. And the dumbass is now claiming someone (conveniently) stole her passport, so she can't leave Cannes, France.

Sources tell TMZ Lindsay has made an appointment with the U.S. Embassy tomorrow at 9 AM to get another passport so she can fly home.

Lindsay: Get Ready for the Slammer!

But Judge Marsha Revel has made it clear--if Lindsay's not in court at 8:30AM tomorrow, she's headed to the pokey!

Lindsay's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, tells TMZ, "I was on the phone with Lindsay's assistant the entire night and we're doing everything we can to resolve this issue and get her back to L.A."

Holley says, "Lindsay is distraught because it was her intention to get back to L.A. today to do more alcohol education classes today and appear in court tomorrow."

We really hope the judge issues a warrant for her arrest, she's got away with so much in the last few years and has never taken responsibility. Send her to the slammer!