Lindsay Lohan’s Sex List Men: Where Are They Now?

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Lindsay Lohan’s Sex List Men: Where Are They Now?
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Earlier this month, In Touch revealed the names of 30 dudes that Lindsay Lohan has allegedly slept with.

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Since most of those dudes are super famous…we wonder…where have they all ended up POST SEX WITH LINDSAY?

The only names omitted are the total non-famous randos we legitimately could not identify.

 

Ashton Kutcher: He is engaged and expecting his first child with MILA FREAKING KUNIS.

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Ryan Phillippe: Clearly still recovering from Lindsay’s carnal wiles, Ryan has been floundering around LA, tweeting and filming pilots that might never get aired.

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Stavros Niarchos: Stavros has been with Australian Sports Illustrated model Jessica Hart for the past three years. He is still filthy rich with Greek shipping heir money.

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PC Valmorbida: PC still appears to be an art curator and friends with other socialite-art-gallery types, but he’s not THAT famous and doesn’t have an Instagram, so we really have no idea what he’s up to post-Lindsay.

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Joaquin Phoenix: Other than being nominated for an Oscar for Her, Joaquin is happily dating 20-year-old DJ girlfriend Allie Teilz.

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Lukas Haas: Lukas Haas is STILL Leonardo DiCaprio’s best friend, in fact he was JUST yachting around St. Barts with Leo and Toni Garrn.

 

Nico Tortorella: Nico is an actor on the Kevin Bacon series, "The Following." He appears to still be friends with Lindsay Lohan.

 

Evan Peters: Evan Peters is on “American Horror Story” and engaged to Emma Roberts.

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Danny Cipriani: He’s an English rugby player and totally single, but definitely ripped.

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Maggio Cipriani: No apparent relation to Danny Cipriani, he appears to have just opened the Mr. C hotel in Beverly Hills.

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Benicio del Toro: The actor just finished up Guardians of the Galaxy and has a child with Kimberly Stewart.

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Aaron Voros: Aaron is a retired hockey player. That’s about all we know.

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Jamie Burke: Jamie is still a male model and he’s engaged to fellow model, Mila de Wit.

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Jamie Dornan: Jamie Dornan is happily married with one child and currently filming the lead role in Fifty Shades of Grey.

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Zac Efron: Currently post-rehabbing himself and getting into fights with random hobos in downtown LA.

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Orlando Bloom: Orlando is presently divorced from wife Miranda Kerr. Other than that, he’s chillin'.

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Justin Timberlake: Justin Timberlake is still married to Jessica Biel and still enjoying being Jay Z’s best friend.

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Josh Mond: Josh is a film producer and will direct an upcoming movie starring Kid Cudi and Ron Livingston.

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Colin Farrell: Colin Farrell is sober now, but he's still trolling around Hollywood, looking for love.

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Max George: Max George WAS in The Wanted, but they are supposedly breaking up, or something.

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Guy Berryman: The Coldplay bassist is STILL in Coldplay and is recently engaged to Dutch model Keshia Gerrits.

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James Franco: As of this morning, James Franco denied ever sleeping with Lindsay Lohan, so…

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Adam Levine: Adam Levine is still fronting Maroon 5, judging “The Voice” and engaged to Victoria’s Secret model Behati Prinsloo.

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Garrett Hedlund: Garrett is dating Kirsten Dunst and preparing to film the Tron sequel.

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Riley Giles: Riley Giles is a snowboarder Lindsay met in rehab; he does not appear to have done anything since dating Lindsay in 2007.

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Petey Wright: Petey Wright is a male model who posed with Lindsay for a scandalous Muse magazine shoot. He doesn’t appear to model anymore and lives in Nashville, TN.

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What have we learned here? That sleeping with Lindsay Lohan will point you towards a supermodel fiancée or a totally shit life. It can go either way. 

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