Lindsay Lohan Puts Herself on House Arrest

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Lindsay Lohan Puts Herself on House Arrest
Lindsay Lohan is finally paying attention to everything everyone is saying about her on twitter and has decided to put herself under house arrest.

I can’t decide it I want to laugh at how ridiculous this is or high-five her for being responsible. Either way, LiLo isn’t leaving her house for the next two weeks until her probation is officially over.

After Lindsay’s hit-and-run accident, which Lindsay is “reporting” via twitter that the whole thing was completely fabricated, Lindsay's friends have urged her not to leave her house.

TMZ is reporting that Lindsay will only leave her house to go to court ordered community service at the morgue. Knowing Lindsay, I’m sure there’s a d-list red carpet or a “Friends bday party” at some restaurant/lounges that she’s got to stop by on the way to the morgue.

Lindsay probation is schedule to end March 29. I personally am throwing her a party. We will be rhinestoning ankle bracelets and then metaphorically burning them, while serving shots of vodka disguised as cans of red bull and then renting Porsches and then just crashing them into people and things in Hollywood.

As for Lindsay’s hit-and-run accident, she set the record straight on twitter, writing, “Scrape? This is all a complete lie. I’ve been at community service. Last night, I attempted to wish a friend happy birthday, which I didn’t even get to do because I was freaked out by all of the paparazzi. These false accusations are absurd.”

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