Lindsay Lohan wants us to believe she doesn't lie, cheat or steal by...um...lying.
Linds took to her Facebook page to 'set the record straight' about recently being charged with felony grand theft.
"i would never steal, in case people are wondering," she wrote in a Facebook message posted Thursday night on her Twitter page. "I was not raised to lie, cheat, or steal."
Funny enough she does steal. And we have the breakdown right here if you're interested.
She's also annoyed that the inappropriate skimpy little white dress she wore to court is making headlines.
"what i wear to court shouldnt be front page news. it's just absurd," she writes. Let's be real, it's the only reason she wore that dress!
She would shrivel up and die if the world stopped caring about her or stopped reporting on her life. She's addicted to fame and we're addicted to reporting on her dumb decisions. It's like a weird abusive relationship you just can't walk away from. Love you Linds.