Lindsay Lohan is Screwed, Says Mom

February 18, 2011 By:
Lindsay Lohan is Screwed, Says Mom

Dina Lohan told ABC News she thinks her daughter’s addictions are going to be “a lifelong struggle.”

In just one week, her mom says she has no faith in her, and Charlie Sheen is giving her advice. That’s enough to make anyone drink. No wonder Lindsay Lohan can’t sober up for good. Talking about Lohan’s issues, Dina said:

“I knew early on, I just didn't tell anyone about it. It was a personal situation … But I never thought it would be like this – that the media would be so crazy. I really never thought it would get to this level.”

The media? Crazy? Never. Oh, right, except for: Drew Barrymore, Corey Feldman, Danny Bonaduce, Mackenzie Phillips, Britney Spears, and the Jacksons.

Aside from the whole felony thing, Lohan seems to be doing okay for now. When she starts calling into the Dan Patrick show, we’ll know its gotten bad. Dina also complained:

“It's been really hard on my family, harder than anything.”

Awwww. Don’t worry, Dina. You can wipe your tears with the money from Herbie, Fully Loaded.