Lindsay Lohan: I Should Have Been in Black Swan

July 14, 2011 By:
Lindsay Lohan: I Should Have Been in Black Swan

Lindsay Lohan recently did a cover shoot with Plum Miami magazine, but when it came time for the interview portion Lindsay apparently bailed, so the writer Jacquelynn Powers decided to do the article on Lohan’s diva behavior she observed on set.

The most lol-worthy moment from the article was when Lindsay said she “took ballet until she was 19 and was indignant that she was not considered for the movie ‘Black Swan.’

I can think of a laundry list of reasons why Lindsay Lohan was not considered for a part in “Black Swan.”

1) The movie is called “Black Swan” and not “White Trash”

2) The role required the actress to play a character that’s bat sh-t insane, not be bat sh-t insane and

3) I’m pretty sure Oscar Nominated Director Darren Aronofsky was not familiar with her work in “Herbie Fully Loaded.”

Other WTF moments include, “As we pulled up to the Fontainebleau, a bright-orange parking cone was blocking the entrance. Not accustomed to waiting, apparently, she lowered the car’s window and shouted ‘Move that cone. I’m Lindsay Lohan.’” Powers remembers, “And it was done.”

Lohan’s probably one of those tricks that drives thru Burger King and demands to be served McNuggets. “I want McNuggets and a Big Mac. I’m Lindsay Lohan.”

In general, the article painted a picture of Lohan being a total diva. Powers notes that Lilo was “constantly looking for drama, whether it was picking a fight with her younger sister, or freaking out over a lost pair of Zanotti heels.”

Try to re-hab your way out of this publicity nightmare LiLo. I don't think there's a rehab for being a diva.