Lindsay Lohan was spotted leaving E. Baldi Restaurant in Beverly Hills Thursday night sporting a pretty ratchet hair malfunction and by that I mean, her weave was so spotty you could see her bald spot.
Yes, she was rocking a bald spot at a restaurant called E. Baldi. Come up with your own punchline.
Lindsay was rocking an oversized sweater, leggings, no make-up and her patchy hair extensions.
Whoops, maybe she was just dealing with the after effects of partying with Lady Gaga. Yes, you heard that right, Lindsay Lohan and Lady Gaga are best friends now, and what’s more, they also hung out with Lana Del Rey. In case you don’t know who Lana Del Rey is, she’s this indie music chick, with a 90’s heroine chic appeal and reportedly hooked up with Marilyn Manson, so like this threesome is totally random, just random.
Apparently on Wednesday night, Lindsay, Gaga, and Lana all went out to the Chateau Marmont hotel bar where Lindsay was apparently stabbing cucumbers with knifes.
Weird phallic gestures aside, the important thing here is that Gaga was tweeting at Lindsay and they hang out? Like normal, twenty-something chicks? Just like, at bars?
Then the three girls had a sleepover at Lindsay’s hotel room at the Chateau where they reportedly watched “movies and [played] board games.”
This is all so normal, I’m having a hard time believing any/all of it.