Lindsay Lohan Gets $1 Million to Pose Nude For Playboy

October 25, 2011 By:
Lindsay Lohan Gets $1 Million to Pose Nude For Playboy

Lindsay Lohan has a job! The newly minted morgue employee has finally landed a paycheck and it’s with Playboy.

Not sure just yet who actually wants to see Lindsay naked, but it’s happening and we cant do anything to stop it.

Lindsay will pose naked for playboy and according to TMZ she will earn close to a million dollars. Apparently they’ve been negotiating for months because when they first offered her $750,000 Lindsay didn’t think it was enough money. But she cleans toilets for free. Go figure.

Finally, Playboy offered her an amount much closer to $1 Million and Lindsay agreed. The deal has been signed, we’re just waiting to find out what issue and if she’ll be the cover girl. But since they shelled out the appearance fee for what 5 natural blonde twins would have cost, Lindsay will probably be the cover girl for her issue.

“I can neither confirm or deny at this time,” said a rep for Lindsay. They didn’t deny it.

Hey, remember when people called Lindsay Lohan a “firecrotch?” Yeah, that’s probably going to happen again. She should have taken that into consideration.

Additionally, the shoot apparently already started over the weekend. Who knows how she’s handling both her morgue duties and taking off her clothes for Hugh.

However, we know Lindsay can handle some nudity, she did it before in 2008 when she recreated the Marilyn Monroe “Last Sitting” shots with the photographer Bert Stern who did the original photoshoot with Marilyn.

Of the “tasteful nudity” Lindsay said, “I didn't have to put much thought into it. Working with Bert Stern on a Marilyn Monroe shoot was really an honor. When is that ever going to come up again?”

To answer her question...never. Because Michelle Williams was cast as Marilyn in the biopic “My Week With Marilyn” and not Lindsay. Sorry girl.

And also, if she was nervous to pose nude she adds, “"I wanted to portray the look and get it point-on as much as I could, to bring it back to life. I was comfortable with it, the nudity and everything."

She also appeared topless for a scene in Robert Rodriquez’s “Machete” but since no one saw that film, it really didn’t count.

In other LiLo news, she just fired her business manager Lou Taylor, because she thought her finances weren’t handled properly. What finances? Oh right, the nearly $1 mil she just got for posing nude.

Lindsay must juggle this photoshoot with her morgue duties as she’s expected to complete 16 hours before next Wednesday and so far she’s only reported for one day of service.