Lindsay Lohan Fires Her Business Manager

October 24, 2011 By:
Lindsay Lohan Fires Her Business Manager

Lindsay Lohan has felt as if her finances weren’t being handled properly and has decided to part ways with her business manager, Lou Taylor.

Really? Because her life isn’t really being handled properly either? How about parting ways with her drug dealer her mom, and her attorney? Just sayin.

Regardless, Lindsay thought Taylor didn’t have the time to manager her since Taylor works out of Tennessee and managers Britney Spears. If I find out she also manages Demi Lovato, Charlie Sheen, and Mel Gibson, she must be doing something wrong.

However, one of Lindsay’s representatives, Steve Honig tells TMZ that the split was amicable and that the two are still friends. Which is exactly how every romantic break-up in Hollywood is also described.

However, maybe Lindsay has turned a new page in her life? If you've been follow her probation as closely as I do (and I apologize if you have been), you’ll know that she’s been sentenced to clean the LA County Morgue for 16 hours a week. After showing up late to her first day of community service because she thought that was the fashionable thing to do, she showed up for her second day of service approximately two hours early.

Despite not understanding the concept of time, on Lindsay’s second day of service she was forced to do janitorial work like cleaning toilets and washing soiled bed linens. Normally “changing the sheets” doesn’t sound so bad, but when you realize that everyone sleeping there is also dead, it gives me the heebie jeebies.

Maybe that’s what’s up with Lindsay weird make-up lately. Have you seen how pale she is with those bizarre bronzer racing stripes on her cheeks? She’s probably just trying to “blend in” with the dead bodies. Maybe?

Lindsay also entered the morgue from a back entrance so that the paparazzi wouldn’t flock the building. Once inside she was treated like everybody else, meaning she couldn’t buy out everyone’s affection by bringing in expensive cupcakes.

She tried to apologize to staff by bringing in burgers and cupcakes. It is very common in Hollywood to avoid having actual feelings and face-to-face interactions and just have $6 cupcakes sent in to whomever. If the cupcakes can spell out the phrase “I’m Sorry” that’s even better.

So Lindsay had her assistant pick up lunches from In ‘N Out and brought them into the office and had cupcakes delivered BUT the morgue staff turned away the food.

“It is unfortunate that Lindsay’s well-intentioned actions were not taken in the spirit in which she intended; to say she was sorry for yesterday’s misunderstanding,” says Lindsay’s rep.