Lindsay Lohan Finds Her Dick And It's Going To Be Sexy

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Lindsay Lohan Finds Her Dick And It\'s Going To Be Sexy
Lilo has a man by her side… on screen, anyway.

The much talked about Elizabeth Taylor Lifetime biopic “Liz & Dick” that Lindsay Lohan has been attached to just cast Grant Bowler to play Richard Burton. The film takes place in the mid-70’s when Taylor was married to Burton, her sixth of eight total marriages.

E! news confirms the actor addition, which puts a cap on the casting process. According to producer Larry Thompson, Lohan and Bowler are a match made in heaven.

“This morning we had Lindsay and Grant come into a room at Lifetime and the chemistry exploded,” Thompson told E! “It was just Fourth of July firecrackers going off in the room.”

Keep those flames away from Lindsay, Larry. With all the work it looks like she's had done, we’re pretty sure she’s highly combustible.

Thompson went on to describe the sex scenes as “magic,” assuring fans that there will be as much naked bodies flying around as Lifetime will allow.

Is this a porno? And why exactly were we questioning Lilo’s ability to pull this off? It sounds right up her alley. And that’s not even a knock on her promiscuous past (though it doesn’t hurt). For crying out load, she just played a stripper nun in Machete.

Another issue that people are bringing up is the age difference between Lohan and Bowler. 18 years to be exact. Again, Thompson is not worried… "Richard Burton was quite older than Elizabeth Taylor,” he said. “This is from a visual point of view just about equal to Liz and Dick. Visually speaking it is a perfect match."

Complain all you want, the last time a Lifetime movie got this much press was well, never… Other than casting Lohan, the only way to get this many viewers at a time on the women’s channel is to sabotage every other network, including the Golf Channel.

I for one can’t wait to tune in… What channel is Lifetime again?

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