At this point, I’m convinced Lindsay Lohan could steal the Mona Lisa, and she’d get away with it.
The L.A. County Sherriff’s Department says that Lohan is eligible for early release--most likely leaving her to be under house arrest for a mere two weeks.
What do I have to steal to get locked up in a home overlooking Venice Beach for two weeks? Because I’ll do it.
Lindsay is expected to plead no contest to misdemeanor theft on Wednesday.
Once she is granted with early release, Lindsay will just have to stay home, where she’ll be electronically monitored.