Lindsay Lohan Deep Throats Cannes Parties

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Lindsay Lohan Deep Throats Cannes Parties
What would we do without the drugged out movie stars or drunken Hollywood starlets?

As a society that thrives on schadenfreude, we owe the likes of Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan a debt of gratitude, for how else would we be able to revel in other people’s misery?

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It’s not as much fun cheering when a neighbor, who was already destitute, loses his job. Surprisingly, Lindsay Lohan seems to bounce back pretty quickly from her drunken stupors. This time she is set to star in a bio-pic about Linda “Deep Throat” Lovelace---she was not a spy or informant.

How lucky that she shares the same initials with the porn star she’ll be portraying. And most importantly, since she is drunk most of the time, it’ll be helpful to play a role where she could potentially go through the entire shoot on her back. This is the perfect movie for her, at this point in her career, and may even lead to new job opportunities.

Court to Lindsay: Scram!

"It helps to sell the movie to have her meet with the people who will fund the film," said Jonathan Fong on trying to explain her trip to Cannes. Jonathan Fong is the executive pimp producer in charge of production.
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