Lindsay Lohan: Call Me A Binge Drinker & I'll Sue

February 2, 2012 By:
Lindsay Lohan: Call Me A Binge Drinker & I'll Sue

If there’s one thing Lindsay Lohan knows, it’s the workings of the U.S. legal system.

And now, the actress is reportedly threatening to use that to her advantage by suing anyone who says that she’s been drinking lately. It’s essentially the same threat that Monica Green made to me in third grade when I claimed she was bad at kickball.

Anyway, there were reports that Lohan was boozing it up after last weekend’s Screen Actor’s Guild Awards, and other reports that she’s been throwing back the hooch while staying at Chateau Marmont. Now, sources are telling TMZ that Lindsay is considering legal action because she feels those reports are killing any chance she has at saving her career.

Lohan is also pissed over a report that she made out with Dennis Hopper’s son at a gas station where she bought red bull and vodka. And if you thought that was random, there’s an even weirder issue in Lindsay’s life. Apparently, a deranged former marine filed a lawsuit against her claiming she was involved in the US Army’s killing of terrorist Osama Bin Laden.

If Lindsay Lohan really did help kill Osama Bin Laden, we need to absolve her of all of this right now.

To her credit, Lindsay has been doing a decent job of sobering up. Last time she was in court, Judge Stephanie Sautner told the actress she was happy with her work and said: “Just keep doing what you’re doing, you appear to be doing it well.”