Having tired of photographing her ta-tas for money, Lindsay Lohan
decided to see if someone would buy her something without her having
to show her nipples first.
Spoiler alert: DENIED!
While attending the amFAR charity gala in New York earlier this week,
Lohan reportedly propositioned a businessman to buy her a diamond
watch as a "gift."
According to the New York Post, Lindsay eyeballed a Canadian financier
at the event, and then asked her assistant to go ask the guy to buy
Lindsay the very expensive "gift." That gift was, apparently a luxury
Hublot diamond watch with white alligator strap.
"There were items being auctioned for $20,000. After chatting with the
businessman, Lindsay sent over an assistant, who said, 'Lindsay would
very much like it if you'd bid on this item as a gift'," a source told
the New York Post. "He just cracked up."
Sad, yes, but look on the bright side. Lindsay Lohan's assistant has
the easiest job in the world. In fact, this whole gift thing was
probably the most work he or she has done in years.
LINDSAY: So, any appointments lined up for today?
ASSISTANT: …I think you know the answer to that. I'll be vacationing
in the Seychelles for five months if you need me. PEACE!
A spokesperson for Lindsay denied the story.
"This is another instance of people making up stories about Lindsay,"
her rep said.
On a brighter note, the amFAR charity auction raised $1.4 million for