Lindsay Lo-Down: Shagging Singers and Shoddy Tacos

February 12, 2013 By:
Lindsay Lo-Down: Shagging Singers and Shoddy Tacos
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Because this stuff practically writes itself, here’s more from the torrential downpour in Lindsay Lohan’s career.

Kissing and Telling: The Wanted’s Max George and Lindsay have been tied together romantically recently. Asked by E! News if the tabloid couple did get a chance to "snog" during their brief association, the UK singer came clean.

“Yes, we did—a little one,” said George.

Then he added some insight that painted the picture as more of a gang bang, rather than an intimate affair:

“She's a friend of all of ours and she is a lovely girl,” he said. “We wish her all the best wherever she is.”

"Quiero Taco de Lindsay!": A new report by Gawker seems to suggest that Lindz is on the verge of opening up a brand spanking new Mexican restaurant in NYC… Ironically, her tacos will probably be even sloppier than her performance in “Liz & Dick.”

According to the New York Post, Lindsay has been checking out spaces for her new restaurant in the area.

“Lindsay was overheard suggesting where to put a DJ booth . . . and inquiring how late they could stay open,” a spy at one location said.

So the dining establishment will have a club feel... How does that even work? Meanwhile, residents are taking cover to protect themselves from Lindsay’s freight train of crazy to come.

Turning TriBeCa into TriBeCatastrophe: Neighbors are reportedly pissed that Lindsay seems to be making herself comfortable in the esteemed TriBeCa neighborhood.

‘Canyons’ to be Spoofed: Lindsay’s new movie is getting spoofed, even before it is being released. TMZ says that Lindsay’s upcoming opus, The Canyons, will be the subject of a new porn parody by the infamous Vivid Entertainment.

Steve Hirsch, the company’s head, is spearheading the endeavor of packing even more sex into the sex thriller. He’s reportedly trying to get James Deen, Lindsay’s Canyons co-star, to sign on to the project.