Alright, this is just getting ridiculous. More from the tragedy-turned-comedy that is Lindsay Lohan’s life…
Plea Bargain Shenanigans: OK, so according to TMZ, the latest in the courtroom negotiations surrounding Lindsay’s probation violation/lying-to-cops case is that she is being stubborn… GASP!
Lindsay’s Walmart brand lawyer, Mark Heller, reportedly won’t accept a pretty charitable plea bargain that is being offered by prosecutors, which would require her to spend at least 30 days in a rehab facility. The reasoning? Lindsay insists that she doesn’t have a problem…
Gee, that doesn’t sound like the exact kind of denial a person with a problem would say…
“Negotiations are ongoing.”
PSAs and Motivational Speaking: Yes, Lindsay Lohan might be delivering a motivational speech near you.
According to New York’s Daily News, Heller has filed a doc, stating that LiLo has “gladly” agreed to appear in public service announcements and participate in motivational talks.
The letter to prosecutors reads: “She may provide inspirational talks, encouraging children to pursue positive goals and avoid bad habits.”
We can only imagine that tickets to the event would sell out faster than Grey Goose at Lindsay's favorite liquor store.
Booze Cruise: Another one from TMZ: Law enforcement sources say Lindsay smelled like booze on the day of her Porsche PCH accident… Nooooo, really?