It’s been announced that Lindsay Lohan is going to a rehab center in The Hamptons; you know the party town that all the famous rich New Yorkers go to every summer.
The place is called Seafield Center in Westhampton Beach, NY and it’s not a lockdown facility, nor does it have 90-Day programs. So Lindsay lied to law officials again when she promised to go to a “lockdown facility” for 90 days.
Anyways, Lindsay made an appearance on Letterman last night, to promote Scary Movie 5, which is ridiculous because she only appears in about 5 minutes of the movie (and you can watch it all here), but Letterman ended up badgering her about rehab for the full 15-minute interview.
Lindsay was, of course, defensive. Basically saying, “I don’t want to talk about that” and “that wasn’t in the pre-interview” the entire time.
Letterman joked, “Aren’t you supposed to be in rehab now?” to which Lindsay snapped back, “Don’t you watch anything that goes on? What are you a tabloid now?”
She was momentarily funny, but mostly just a brat who refused to laugh at her ridiculous life. Didn’t Charlie Sheen teach her anything? You have to admit you are a mess, tell a joke about it, and then everyone will love you again. Duh.
By the end of the interview Letterman was like, “well, I want the best for you blah blah blah” and Lindsay starts tearing up as she pats her eyes down with a Kleenex. We almost felt bad, and then we found out that Lindsay went out to club 1Oak in NY after the appearance, because she might as well get all the partying she can before she has to be locked up in rehab for 90 days, amiright?