Lindsay Lo-Down: Dead in a Year, But Fun to Party With in the Meantime

March 27, 2013 By:
Lindsay Lo-Down: Dead in a Year, But Fun to Party With in the Meantime
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Let’s check in with our bestie Lindsay Lohan, because, frankly, it’s been waaay too long.

Probably dead soon, her own father predicts. Word on the street is that Lindsay is pushing the limits of death itself. And by “on the street” we mean straight from the mouth of Michael Lohan.

In a new interview, the distantly doting patriarch noted:

“I hate to refer to Amy Winehouse, but she was so talented and wouldn't listen either, then she passed away.

“I don't want that to happen to my daughter. Lindsay turns 27 in July. How many other kids have died at that age of overdoses? It's a fear that sticks in my head. I'm always sitting by my phone.”

We’ve reached out to Michael to elaborate. We’re currently waiting on a response.

In the meantime, “she’s a lot of fun.” This according to her potential new love interest Avi Snow.

The rocker, who plays guitar in the band City of the Sun, told E! News: “She's really awesome, and she's a lot of fun. I would definitely call her one of our biggest supporters."

At least somebody still cares…

Still causing problems on set. In the wake of the New York Times Magazine article that put her work ethic on blast, you’d think she’d have learned by now.

While she’s been showing up to the “Anger Management” set on time—early even—for her guest appearance as Charlie Sheen’s sexual quick fix, she’s reportedly throwing a wrench in the well-lubed shooting routine.

"She is delaying shooting big time," a source told E! News, adding that they are “several hours” behind schedule on day two…

Who’d have thought? Oh, yeah... EVERYONE!