The time is now! Lindsay Lohan has just SAT DOWN for her SIT-DOWN with Oprah Winfrey to talk about being sober for four days and what happens when you pair an orange dress with a phony orange tan!
In this 16 SECOND video, Oprah asks such riveting questions as, “Are you an addict?” and “what does it feel like to be both an adjective and a verb for ‘child star gone wrong?’”
Errr, what? Nothing about that second part makes any sense. Lindsay is a verb for “child star gone wrong?” When was the last time someone was like, “Oh man, Miley Cyrus is just Lohan-ing her way to the club right now.”
For her part, Lindsay gives Oprah her best “deer in the headlights” and “does my skin match my dress?” among other shocked faces in all 16 seconds of this glorious video.
Watch it now and then tell everyone you saw The Canyons.