District Attorney: Lindsay is Screwed

February 24, 2011 By:
District Attorney: Lindsay is Screwed

I really didn't want to believe it. I think I bought into Lindsay Lohan' pouty, over-injected face. Because the surveillance video has been released, and the District Attorney seems to think it's pretty solid evidence for her conviction.

Prosecutors described the video as "a smoking gun", saying it shows her and a friend enacting "Distraction theft". Distraction theft is, well, exactly what it sounds like.

A law enforcement source told Radaronline, "As Lindsay was putting her necklace back on, it's apparent the store clerk was distracted by the male companion that was with Lindsay. The video then shows Lindsay and her male friend walking out of the store, all while Lindsay was wearing the necklace."

The source added, "It's all clearly visible on the video." Read: "Lindsay is f-cked."

I still don't know if I buy it. Maybe I'm in denial. But if Lindsay went to these lengths to steal this thing and she gets away with it, she's a better thief than she is an actress. I want to see this video and decide for myself. It's probably the most entertaining Lindsay Lohan movie since Mean Girls.