Entertainment Tonight sat down with Dina Lohan, because she’s a big time star that deserves sit-down interviews for sure, and asked if the Lohan matriarch could dish out some advice to Amanda Bynes' parents. Namely…what clubs can Amanda go to that will serve alcohol with an ankle bracelet? Which hoteliers are single? Does Paris Hilton want new friends? And, am I embarrassing my celebrity daughter by crying and acting drunk on Dr. Phil?
I kid, I kid. Here’s what Dina told Amanda Bynes' parents.
“You know, I’m a mother, and I feel that that’s for her mother to speak about, and not me, because people have spoken for my child and myself, so I really feel that’s for her parents to discuss and Amanda herself,” says Dina.
Boo. So she dodged a bullet with that answer, so they asked Dina for general parenting advice for mom’s with famous daughters.
“Just be around…” says Dina.
Oh, so that’s what she was doing when she went clubbing with Lindsay for all those years? Got it.
"It’s hard when your daughter’s not over 18 and you want to let them go…and they want to, you know, feel like they’re in control of themselves. So it’s a very strategic place for a parent to be, but she’ll be ok,” says Dina.
And while we’re talking Dina Lohan, here’s her response to why she looked drunk during her “Dr. Phil” interview:
“I was absolutely not under, intoxicated, or on any kind of medication. I was extremely upset,” says Dina.
Oh, so her “upset” face just looks like her “intoxicated” face, then? Ok.