And Arnold Schwarzenegger is teaching Ashton Kutcher how to be faithful.
Lindsay Lohan obviously needs help with, you know, not being a complete drunken mess all the time. And I'm glad she's getting help, I really am. But Courtney Love? I'm not sure she's the best mentor.
Then again, if anyone knows about drug problems, it's Courtney Love. So maybe it is a good idea. Either way, Courtney Love is helping Lindsay Lohan overcome her drug additions.
Love says: "I've taken up Lohan because nobody else will. [She's] further down the line than I was, because there was no [gossip websites like] TMZ then."
Holy crap. You know you're bad off when Courtney Love says your drug problem is worse than hers was. At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if Elvis, Sid Vicious and Jim Morrison came back from the grave to marvel at Lindsay Lohan's colossal drug escapades.
The 47 year-old singer previously revealed she's offered advice to 25 year-old Lindsay. She recalled to Details magazine:
"I went up to Lindsay's room one time and there was a show on called '101 Celebrity Oops' and I am like every other one, you know - boobs out, legs everywhere, throwing sh-t at Madonna, you know, whatever. I'm like 'Lindsay, look! Drugs are bad!'"
Courtney's gotten her own help from celebrity friends to beat her addictions. One of those celebrity friends? Orlando Bloom.
In 2008, Love revealed:
"We chant every day. The 12-step program demands that you have a spiritual practice that you do daily. I love Orlando for this. He doesn't mind being outed as a Buddhist. I don't mind talking about it because it has changed my entire life, changed everything - restructured my body, restructured my physicality. Truly I can, not all the time, but I can take joy at really sh-tty situations."
Love has revealed a handful of celebrities' personal problems with drugs, saying of her once-pal Kelly Osbourne: "This is a girl whose life I have saved twice, once with C.P.R. and another time with C.P.R. and violence—by which I mean I had to poke her furiously in certain places to wake her up from her coma."
She added that: "For some reason, Kim Stewart also called me when Paris Hilton got pulled over for her last D.U.I....I'm not even that friendly with these girls. What am I, a junkie Auntie Mame?"