Yeah, you read that right, 50 Cent the rapper, wants to know what Lindsay Lohan’s va-jay-jay looks like, and luckily for him all he has to do is Google “Lindsay Lohan Playboy” and he can finally find out.
Lindsay Lohan just posed for a nude pictorial for Hugh Hefner’s iconic magazine. She was reportedly paid $1 million for the photoshoot and already the entire spread has leaked online ahead of the publications schedule release date in January.
Technically you can’t see Lindsay’s “cooch” (to use 50’s words), because it’s one of those “tasteful” photo shoots, also I don’t think the world is ready for a firecrotch, amiright? But still, 50 cent wants to peep Lindsay Lohan in the buff and admits he hasn’t searched for the photos…yet.
"I haven't seen it. But I always wondered what Lindsay's cooch looked like. Ever thought about it? I'll check it out and see what happens,” 50 cent admits to Hollyscoop.
Uhh, is anyone else’s mind blown? 50 cent is gonna casually scope out Lindsay’s naked pics, and thanks to the internet and Hugh Hefner, he can! Hugh actually released this statement.
“Because of the interest & the Internet leak, we're releasing the Lindsay Lohan issue early, The Lindsay Lohan issue of Playboy is going to be a true Collector's Edition . . . Lindsay Lohan was the top search name on the Internet yesterday. Her issue goes on sale late next week. Hot. Hot. Hot." Tweeted Hef.
And while I can’t be sure that 50 will find the photos to be “Hot. Hot. Hot,” 50 cent wonders why she was paid so much. “$1 million to pose nude is the same thing strippers do almost every day for way less.”
“How much did that cost?” 50 wonders to HS, “If they give you a million dollars, does that change the status of what you've done? If I pay a 100 dollars to see a cooch is it the same thing as paying a million dollars when you're a movie star or celebrity? The same transaction? Or is it socially different? Does it register different because of how much?”
So is 50 saying that Lindsay’s celebrity “cooch” is unfairly worth $1 million because she’s famous? I guess what he’s saying is that that it’s ridiculous that someone’s “cooch” can be more famous than another persons. A cooch is a cooch, y’all. Ok, he did not say that last line, but I’m sure he was thinking it.
Then 50 cent turns the tables on us! 50 cent wants to talk about Hollyscoop’s cooch!? WHAT?!
“So everyone has a price?” says 50, “So let's pick someone. Can I pay to see your cooch?,” he joked.
Oh no he didn’t!