British songbird Lily Allen literally got screwed by a stripper when her bank info was stolen and used for taxi services.
She says, "One of my biggest luxuries in life is taking cabs. Then I found out a stripper had stolen my details and run up a £3,500 ($7,000) bill.
"She was using my taxi firm to drop her off for work at her strip club every night - and charging me."
You would only assume that the only way a stripper would manage to steal her bank info is if Lily Allen was wasted one night at a strip club, right? What's your theory?