Lil Wayne is one scary ass mother f**ker.
While most men would be scared sh*tless to be sent to Rikers Island, Weezy embraced it and totally bullied the other inmates. He was even badass during game time!
"I'd bust a ni**a's ass at Uno," he told Rolling Stone. "We gamble for phone time. I'd take ni**a's commissary: Lemme get them cookies, lemme get them chips, get that soup."
The inmates quickly caught on that he wasn’t fun to play a simple board game with, so they stopped inviting him. "They'd be like, 'Oh, we thought you were asleep,'" Wayne says. "Like you can't look inside my cell and see that I'm right there! We ain't got no doors!"
Lil Wayne clearly has some childish issues he needs to work out—now that he’s out of prison, he’s complaining about not getting enough attention from pro basketball players.
Weezy recently sat courtside at Miami Heat/New Orleans Hornets game and got upset that Lebron James and Dwyane Wade never came over to talk to him.
"Them ni**as never speak to a ni**a," he says. "They don't chuck me the deuce or nothing. Nigga spent all that money on them fucking tickets ... Come holla at me. We sit right by them little bitch-ass ni**as. At least come ask me why I'm not rooting for you."
First of all, there’s no way you bought those tickets. Second of all, focus on making some new f**king music, rather than all this complaining and N-word nonsense. That’s why you’re famous, remember?!