Thankfully celebrities have mouths and their jobs require them to use them, otherwise we wouldn't have these super deep thoughts to mull over. Here are the most outrageous quotes from this week...
“Before her there never was and without her will never be. Wifey is real” — Lamar Odom tweeted, amidst cheating rumors [Twitter]
“She ignored the siren smells of protein. We never did say hello…” — Christina Oxenberg, author invoking revenge with Gwyneth Paltrow and her obnoxious bodyguards by buying “sloppy hamburgers” and “stinky steak sandwiches,” then eating them in the vegetarian’s presence [The Atlantic Wire]
“I’m happier that I’m off the show.” — Adrienne Maloof, who hates "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" so much, she can’t stop talking about it [Life & Style]
“I was five or six. Six, I think. Yeah. It was a cop—a guy dressed in a cop costume, and it was a girl going down on him. It was the first time I’d ever seen a penis, and I remember it being very graphic, and I remember when he came: it was so terrifying. It was funny.” — Amanda Seyfried, on the first time she ever watched an XXX movie [Huffington Post]
“This was our first real bonding experience, me and Josh, this is when we really became good friends…we threw up together.” — Liam Hemsworth, on eating White Castle burgers with Josh Hutcherson [Hollyscoop]