Levi Johnston is the gift that keeps on giving. First he knocked up Bristol Palin, shamed the Palin's by posing nude in Playgirl and now he's inked a deal for a tell all about the famous family.

Sarah is gosh darn it-ing all over this one.

His story will be revealed in Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin's Crosshairs, to be released this fall by Touchstone Publishing.

"I want to tell the truth about my close relationship with the Palins," the d-bag said in a statement released by his publisher. "My sense of Sarah and my perplexing fall from grace – how I feel and what I've learned."

He added, "I'm doing this for me, for my boy Tripp and for the country."

I love how he threw his son's name in there as if he's really a dad. He hasn't seen his kid in months. Once a deadbeat, always a deadbeat.

The tell-all does sounds remotely interesting though. Will you pick up a copy?