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Most people’s first sexual experience is awkward. You don’t know what you’re doing, how to act, how to feel. Bristol Palin tried to help the situation by adding alcohol to the mix, but got pretty wasted instead.

In her new autobiography, Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far, she confesses she was drunk when she lost her virginity to d-bag of the century: Levi Johnston...
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Levi Johnston is the gift that keeps on giving. First he knocked up Bristol Palin, shamed the Palin's by posing nude in Playgirl and now he's inked a deal for a tell all about the famous family.

Sarah is gosh darn it-ing all over this one.

His story will be revealed in Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin's Crosshairs, to be released this fall by Touchstone Publishing.

"I want to tell the truth about my close relationship with the Palins," the d-bag said in a statement released by his publisher. "My sense of Sarah and my perplexing fall from grace – how I feel and what I've learned."

He added, "I'm doing this for me, for my boy Tripp and for the country."

I love how he threw his son's name in there as if he's really a dad. He hasn't seen his kid in months.
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Levi Johnson may be a major douchebag, but at least he has a sense of humor. Levi stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Thursday night to promote his reality show and talk about his upcoming campaign.

Jimmy Kimmel introduced Levi to the audience by announcing that, "He is to Sarah Palin what voicemail is to Mel Gibson." Pretty hilarious!

They chatted a bit about Levi's run for Mayor while Levi brought out several items with campaign slogans. "Elect me Mayor or I'll Date all Your Daughters," read one bumper sticker. More like I'll impregnate them!

Jimmy joked with Levi about how he wants to be on his campaign and help him become mayor. "So whaddya think? Can I be part of the team?" Kimmel pleaded.

"I think I might make you campaign manager," Levi replied. As for potential votes from the family of his former fiancé, he's not counting on the Palins. After the last breakup with Bristol, he says, "I think they kinda kicked me out now … permanently. "

Check out the funny clip of Levi on Jimmy below...

Who knew Bristol Palin was as much of a fame whore as Levi Johnston? The dysfunctional couple is not only in talks for a reality show, they want the network to commit to a full season!

Generally when a reality show is in the works, a pilot is taped and then shopped around before a network will pick it up for a full season. But Levi and Bristol are convinced they're so important, and interesting, that they want a full season commitment before they agree to anything.

“They want a commitment for an entire series, but right now, there’s only been interest in testing this out as a pilot,” a source close to the couple tells People, adding that negotiations are ongoing.

“There aren’t a lot of options for them out there, and this is their best chance at making a decent amount of money.”

The fame hungry couple recently reconciled and announced the news to Us Weekly before they even told their family members. Bristol and Levi's families both found out via the internet when they saw their spread in the weekly mag.

Levi tried to make a quick buck by posing for Playgirl and Bristol has been doing some press about teen abstinence, but other than that, they're unemployed so they figure a reality show will be their meal ticket. Would you watch the show?

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