'The Hills' fans (and haters) will be shocked to learn how much they get paid for all their OMG's.
Thanks to our pals over at Defamer, we have a breakdown of how much each cast member makes per episode:
Lauren Conrad: $75,000 per episode
Heidi Montag: $65,000 per episode
Spencer Pratt: $65,000 per episode
Audrina Patridge: $35,000 per episode
Whitney Port: $20,000 per episode
Brody Jenner: $10,000 per episode
Lauren "Lo" Bosworth: $10,000 per episode
Stephanie Pratt: $8,000 per episode
Isn't that insane? Whitney basically makes $380,000 per season just by sitting around and asking, "So what did you do this weekend?" And Brody, who is about 200x more interesting than her, makes half as much. We're stunned. Speechless. Confused.