You’ve been warned, America, nay, the entire universe.
There’s a fairly realistic Lady Gaga on the loose and it’s just a flailing, twirling case of pure and absolute evil.
Artist Jordan Wolfson is the man behind the animatronic doll, currently on display at David Zwirner Gallery in New York.
Besides being able to dance her away into nightmares everywhere, the full-size figure has built-in facial recognition technology, allowing it to register museumgoers, lock onto their faces, and then follow them around the exhibition.
Also, those nimble fingers. Too nimble!