Dan Patrick isn’t the only one getting celeb phone calls this week. The Morning Mash Up, a radio show on SiriusXM, interviewed Lady Gaga Friday morning. Among other topics, they asked her about her diet and exercise routine:
“I am on the drunk diet," she joked. "I live my life as I want to, and creatively. I like to drink whiskey and stuff while I am working."
We get it, Gaga. You drink and smoke weed. Remember when kids used to brag about that sort of thing in high school, and it was cool back then because we weren’t 24? Okay, just asking.
She then explained that she does have to work out every day to keep the body she wants. “It's about the cross-training and keeping yourself inspired. I have to say, I do a ton of yoga,” Gaga said. Pfft. I don’t do a damn thing and I have the body I want. It’s just happens that the body I want is one with a slight beer gut and a fat ass.
When asked who should play her in a movie about her life, Gaga replied,
“I would have Marisa Tomei play me. All my friends call me Marisa when I get angry. Because my New York accent just flies out of my body and I start smacking my gum."
She also said she’ll probably be in the movies at some point.
“I think I'm sort of destined for that screen.”
At first, her confidence was charming, but it’s getting a little of out hand. At this point, I’ll be surprised if she doesn’t show up at the Oscars, walk onstage during the Hathaway/Franco monologue and say, “uh, yeah, I’m here for my statue thingee.”