Yeah, well, now she has a mad black eye!
Lady Gaga tweeted a photo of herself that’s supposed to be a photo of her after just having woken up. Ignore her red painted lips, unless we’re supposed to believe she puts on lipstick in her sleep. Actually I have no issue believing that actually happened.
Anyway, she has what appears to be a giant shiner on her cheek and two black eyes.
“Emerging from hours of sleep. Still remiss if I should go outside, with this clonker I may be of questionable styling,” Gaga wrote on Twitter.
Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if Gaga has just started a “black eye make-up trend.” She once painted her eyes black to look like a panda. I’m guessing “panda-eye” was just the gateway drug to “black-eye.”
After Gaga’s back-up dancer conked her on the head with a giant metal pole during a performance of “Judas” over the weekend, she continued with her 16 song set despite maybe having a concussion. Apparently it wasn’t a concussion after all, and she was just “woozy.”
“Thank you so much for all the thoughtful messages. I feel a bit woozy but a little better everyday,” she tweeted last night, “Very happy to be in beautiful Australia.”
Well, she’s putting words into correct spots in sentences, so she must be fine. Moving on, what’s happening with Madonna’s left boob? Still there? Good.