Lady Gaga Thinks She Will Always Be Single

November 29, 2011 By:
Lady Gaga Thinks She Will Always Be Single

Lady Gaga thinks she’ll be single forever? Why, because she’s a crazy person? Well, yes… in so many words.

Gaga thinks that she’s so creative that she intimidates men. And when Gaga uses the word “creative,” she means “cray cray.”

“I think what it really is, is that I date creative people. And I think that’s what intimidates them is not my purse, it’s my mind,” Gaga tells the new issue of Vanity Fair.

Didn’t Madonna same the exact same thing recently? Yep, Madonna told the December issue of Harper’s Bazaar, “Straight me did not find me attractive. I think they were scared of me because I was different.”

Yes, that’s it… Madonna and Lady Gaga repel people because they are too interesting or too perfect. I’m just so beautiful that people hate me. I’m just so different and creative that nobody can handle me. What is this logic?

Anyways, back to Gaga. Lady Gaga also adds that sadly, she’s never been happy in any relationship, “I have an inability to know what happiness feels like with a man.”

She may be dating Taylor Kinney of The Vampire Diaries but she’s already projecting that relationship to fail too.

“It starts out good,” she says, “Then when I’m in these relationships with people who are also creative, or creative in their own way, what happens is the attraction is initially there and it’s all unicorns and rainbows. And then they hate me.”

Her relationship breakdowns have a similar sensation as listening to her albums. At first you’re listening to The Fame and you’re like, Hey cool dance music, this is awesome. Then you hear her album The Fame Monster and you’re like, Alright, I guess “Bad Romance” is still a cool song. Then she releases Born This Way and you’re like “You and I”? Is this country music! Turn it off! And then you hate it.

Anyways, poor Gaga has the worst luck with men, “It’s a hideous place to be in when someone that you love has convinced you that you will never be good enough for anyone.”

But Gaga doesn’t care about being single as long as she has her “Lil Monsters” – her fans.

“When I fight with someone I'm in a relationship with, I think: What would my fans think if they knew this was happening?" she admits. "How would they feel about my work and about me as a female if they knew I was allowing this to go on? And then I get out [of the relationship]."

“I only know the happiness of putting a smile on someone' s face from the stage,” says Gaga.

Date a fan! He’ll definitely be gay, but date a fan…she’ll find someone who adores her for sure.