At a Google moderator promo event on Tuesday, Lady Gaga told reporters that all of her tattoos are on the left side of her body.
"It was actually per my father's request," Gaga said. "He asked that I remain, on one side, slightly normal."
If normalcy is what her dad is concerned about, I'm pretty sure tattoos are the least bizarre thing about Lady Gaga. I mean, why not ask, "honey, you think you could just wear meat on one side of your body?" or, "darling, maybe give birth to an alien from only half of your vagina?" The woman is weird. You just gotta go with it.
Gaga also says her entourage likes to tempt her with food because she stays on a strict diet.
"There's a lot of backstage shenanigans," Gaga says. "Very often they make jokes about my diet because they know I have to stay fit for videos, so they'll leave mounds of cheeseburgers and stuff in my dressing room. It's vicious."
I would fire someone for that. You don't taunt a person with cheeseburgers. You just don't.