Lady Gaga Dyes Her Pubes, Pits Blue

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If she was born this way, she needs to get something checked out. Lady Gaga showed up to Toronto’s Much Music Awards sporting turquoise blue armpit hair to match her long, blue mermaid wig. And if that wasn’t enough, she wore a matching merkin over her crotch.

I’m at a loss for words when it comes to Lady Gaga’s fashion statements, but this is a story, and I guess I have to say something. So I’ll just remind you of a few female celebs who have sported hairy pits over the years.

Beyonce: She might be bootylicious, but her armpits could use some manicuring. In 2008, Beyonce showed up to a film premiere with long, flowing locks. Unfortunately, they were under her arms.

Julia Roberts: Julia tried to start a trend during the London premiere of Notting Hill. She wore a sleeveless red dress showing off two large, untrimmed hedges. Luckily, this trend didn’t catch on.

Drew Barrymore: Drew attended a Marc Jacobs Show in 2005 at New York Fashion Week. She wore a black spaghetti strap dress and two unusual accessories—super hairy armpits. I’m no designer, but I’m guessing this is a fashion don’t.

Paula Cole: The singer was photographed in Entertainment Weekly back in 1998. She was outraged after the mag airbrushed her armpit hair from the photo. EW responded: “Oops! We thought it was just a smudge ... until we saw the Grammys.”