Is it a bird? A plane? A pink Lady Gaga passenger train? No… it’s friggin’ Weekly Wednesday and we’ve got you covered on the headlines.
It was a busy week in Hollyscoopland and it’s hard to know where to start. How about the news that made everyone’s jaw drop this morning… Miley Cyrus is engaged!
The 19-year-old “Party in the USA” singer is always full of surprises and this week she delivers an unexpected impending wedding. People magazine broke the news and everyone else is catching up to report on it.
Let’s see, what else… Drew Barrymore got hitched to hubby Will Kopelman who is holding his pregnant wife’s bump on the cover of People. Photos and details inside…
If you don’t like any of that, there’s plenty of baby mama drama a la Emily Maynard of “The Bachelorette.” Also, John Mayer opens up about how he got his feelings hurt by Taylor Swift in her mean song, “Dear John.”
Of course, the Kardashians pepper the headlines once again… Khloe and Lamar are reportedly breaking up and all three of the sisters are snubbing their brother Brandon Jenner. There’s even whispers that Kimye are planning to elope.
Finally, we have Kate Middleton, who, depending on what you reading, is apparently both too thin and pregnant.
Open wide, readers… It’s time for your weekly dose of celebrity. Here’s what’s on the stands today!
“Drew’s Wedding” – Drew Barrymore married Will Kopelman on June 2, 2012. This is her third marriage and it happened at her decked out Mediteranean home in Montecito, California.
“Miley Cyrus Engaged at 19!” – GASP… Cyrus and Hemsworth have committed to say their I-Do’s to each other. Miley’s wearing a vintage solitaire ring with pride.
“J.R. Martinez, Meet My Baby” – Martinez and his girlfriend Diana Fonzalez-Jonez welcomed a little “Belle” into their lives. No word yet if she’s got any sweet dance moves like Dad.
“What Emily’s Hiding” – A source unloads all the bachelorette’s alleged dirty secrets… Plastic surgery… Celebrity obsession… Personal links to finalists… Her offended relatives…
“John’s Tell-All, ‘Humiliated’ By Taylor” – John Mayer cries about how Taylor Swift humiliated him in her hit song “Dear John.” Like we still care…
“’Bachelor Pad’ Wedding!” – Stars (and I use that term lightly) from the ABC series, Holly Durst and Blake Julian got hitched.
“Wedding of the Year!” – All the details about your favorite film actors Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart and their alleged upcoming wedding…
“Khloe & Lamar, Sudden Split” – The E! stars reportedly have been spending a lot of time apart, allowing some to jump to the conclusion that they are already divorced…
“They’re Wasting Away – Kate Middleton and Victoria Beckham are pretty skinny. Kate’s apparently under 90 lbs… Did they weigh her, or what?
“Kate’s First Bump Photo” – Aww snap! Is Kate sporting a royal bump?
“Bachelorette in Love With Her Ex” – Emily Maynard is reportedly still in love with ex Ricky Hendrick, her baby daddy that was killed in a plane crash in 2004.
“‘Jersey Shore’ Biggest Summer Secrets Ever” – It sounds like this is the last season for the original cast members… Also, Deena wants a boob job.
“Kardashian Wedding Snub” – The K-sisters were all no-shows at step-bro Brandon Jenner’s wedding.
Life & Style:
“Secret Plans to Elope” – Kim Kardashian and Kanye reportedly want to get married in secret… Did someone tell them we’d prefer it that way?
“The New Bachelor Roberto’s Revenge on Ali” – Roberto Martinez gives on camera romance another go as the host of “The Bachelor” because it worked out so well on “The Bachelorette.”
“Mary-Kate’s Twisted New Romance” – Part one of the Olson twin duo is dating a dude so old he could have played her Dad on “Full House.” Creepy…
“Demi’s Tragic Secret: Why Ashton Dumped Her” – Here’s a take on the headline-grabbing divorce that blames a reported miscarriage by Mrs. Kutcher.
“Kelly Clarkson, Cheating Scandal” – Kelly Clarkson’s new man apparently has a tendency to wind up in the wrong bedroom.
“Travolta’s Gay Boyfriend Revealed” – It’s a pilot named Doug Gotterba and the “couple” reportedly carried on for six years, so says Travolta's former secretary.
“170 Lb Jessica Can’t Stop Eating” – Jessica Simpson got the hang of packing on the pounds while preggers and isn’t quite ready to put down the pound cake.