Kylie Jenner, Willow & Jaden Smith Are Probably in a Cult

May 15, 2014 By:
Kylie Jenner, Willow & Jaden Smith Are Probably in a Cult
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So, a weird news story is going around that we kind of maybe, absolutely believe.

According to Star magazine (a not-so-reputable source, by the way) alleges that Kylie Jenner, Jaden Smith and Willow Smith have possibly joined a strange cult that worships pyramids and sex.

They call themselves the Orgonite Society and make these orgonite pyramids.




This is Kylie’s orgonite pyramid.



Willow also posted this picture of an orgonite pyramid...


And tagged @orgonitesociety whose Instagram bio reads: “We are a secret society of individuals who create and place orgonite to balance Gaia’s energies.”

Whatever ANY of that means? We aren't going to bother to Google it.


Willow also posted THIS on Instagram.


But she’s also a teen, so maybe this is just *~*~aRtIStiC~*~* expression.


But then there’s the fact that Willow is reading material by an infamous cult leader named “Osho.”


Osho’s real name is Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh, his Wikipedia page calls him a “sex guru.” Apparently he once infected 751 people in his cult in Oregon with Salmonella.

So yeah, real chill role model for some teenagers.

Then again, the Smith kids were/are presumably raised as Scientologists, so are these pyramid lovers any worse than a Hollywood pseudo-cult?