Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Accidentally Married?

October 28, 2011 By:
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Accidentally Married?

Omigod Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are married! Kind of, maybe, just keep reading while I hold back tears.

Since everyone knows that Pattinson and Stewart are a couple in real life, they've only acknowledged it once, but c'mon, they adopted a dog together and Kristen accidentally called him her "boyfriend," so yeah, it's been serious for some time now. But NOW, they've accidentally taken their relationship to the next level.

Pattinson says that since he and K-Stew went through all the "marriage rituals" while filming Breaking Dawn like saying "I do" and doing the whole "you may now kiss the bride" thing, he thinks that technically he and Kristen are married, in the biblical sense.

"The wedding scene's funny because we used a real priest. So technically we are already married because he did all the things you would do in a normal ceremony. So we don't have a civil union in law, but I guess in the church we are actually married," Pattinson jokes at a press conference in Stockholm, Sweden.

HAHAHA, see it looks like I'm laughing but inside I'm dying a little.

Well now that these two love birds have been coming out about their relationship they can start renting out the Staples center for date night and other things that young Hollywood seems to like doing.

And true to Twilight form, every time one of these cast members gets in front of a microphone they start talking about THE Twilight sex scene. I'm so sick of reading about their Vampire porn, but I'm going to quote it anyways.

"The sex scenes were difficult," says Pattinson, "The set was crazy and you have about 20 people in the room and someone saying things like, 'No, Bella would not have made that noise. Can we do it again?'"

Pattinson isn't really known for his great physique. He's one of those guys that kind of skates through life based on the fact that his face appears like it was carved out of marble, but other than that, he's no True Blood vampire, if you know what I mean...and I think you do.

"Kristen and I were both worried about how the shape of our bodies would look on camera. We felt vulnerable," he admits.

So vain. Whatever. Still hot.

Also, it may not seem like it, but the Twilight books are basically pushing abstinence. Vampire fangs, blood lust, and abstinence. Pattinson tries to break it down for himself.

"I've never been able to relate to that fear of sex or sexuality. It's funny that all three movies portray sex as something scary and then, when they have sex in the fourth movie, they have a child with really rather devastating consequences. I'm not sure what they are trying to say...never have sex with anyone ever?"