Report: Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Planning Wedding

December 6, 2012 By:
Report: Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Planning Wedding

Uhhh, my head just broke. Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are reportedly planning a huge traditional wedding inspired by their fictional wedding in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1.

I so don’t want to believe this and I kind of don’t. Why don’t I believe it? Because it was reported by the same publication that has reported their upcoming wedding every year for the past 3 years.

According to OK! magazine, “They’re split between doing it in England or somewhere totally remote and tropical,” says a source.

That being said, another source revealed earlier this week that Kristen can’t go to England with Rob for Christmas because his family doesn’t really like her, so why would they get hitched there?

Kristen also reportedly “would love to do it somewhere tropical; she wants to walk down the aisle barefoot in a simple dress.”

Barefoot? Really? I would have thought she’d want to do it in her converse sneakers. Just saying.

The mag also alleges that Rob is designing the wedding band and Kristen wants a dress just like the one she wore in the Twilight wedding. Uggh, writing this is like putting my heart through a paper shredder. Wahhhhh!

Not only that, but the source knows where they are spending their honeymoon and it will be in, drumroll please…Canada. What?

“Rob and Kristen are hoping they’ll be able to stay pretty anonymous while they’re there,” adds the source.

Oh but here’s the kicker, they want to have a baby before they walk down the aisle!

“While marriage is definitely in their plans, both are beginning to think a baby comes first!” says the source.

OMG this is all sorts of ridiculous. We reached out to Kristen’s rep for confirmation but did not receive a response by press time.