Kristen Stewart should hire a human-like android to do all her interviews for her from now on, because it will be 100% better than everything that comes out of her mouth.
The "Twilight" star is complaining that now that she's so famous, her life is really boring. Fire this under “rich and famous person complaining about being rich and famous.”
Stewart covers the June issue of Elle magazine and let me just say that she looks great. I just want to compliment her face right off the bat before I go into this story on how annoying she’s being.
The actress tells the mag that she thinks her life is dull.
“I didn’t go to f-cking school, I feel I would have had a bit something extra if I had,” says Stewart, “Maybe because my life is so f-cking perfect, when I see the other side of life, it just seems like, almost like I want [it]. You can learn so much from bad things. I feel boring.”
Trust me, going to school and being “not boring” is definitely not worth it. I highly doubt K-Stew has woken up from a night of drinking with no memory of what happened and has to check her bank statements the next morning to find out she spent $98.91 at Taco Bell and a taxi cab ride from some place called “Karaoke Hut” in Koreatown? I mean, hypothetically that could happen to a non-famous twenty-something girl, I don’t know, I’m just hypothesizing! Robert Pattinson and weird “Twilight” fans is waaaaay better.
Stewart continues, “I feel like, Why is everything so easy for me? I can’t wait for something crazy to f-cking happen to me. Just life. I want someone to f-ck me over! Do you know what I mean?”
No, Kristen, I don’t know what you mean. By the way, how is your super hot boyfriend and $55 million net worth doing? Good? Now shut up!