It’s taken all day to get my jaw off the floor in light of the Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson cheating scandal. First Kristen cheats on Rob, then she and the “other man” both release public apologies. Not only does a shattered Twilight romance rock my world, but a public apology hours after the news broke is so un-Hollywood, I don’t even know what to make of this. Not since Jude Law cheated on Sienna Miller has someone released a public apology (more on that later).
Here are five of the most shocking cheating scandals in Hollywood:
1) Sandra Bullock and Jesse James: For starters, it’s mind-boggling how Jesse James got married to the gorgeous Sandra Bullock in the first place (he’s for sure a 4 and she’s a hard 10), but he has the gall to go and cheat on her, like he can ever get anything better than Sandra. Just weeks after Sandra poured her heart out to her hubby at the 2010 Oscars, word got out that he was having an 11-month affair with a tattoo model named Bombshell McGee and that they had sex in his garage. I don’t know what irks me more, “sex in the garage” or “tattoo model?” We all know how this love story ended…in divorce.
2) Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore: I’m not shocked that Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore broke up, because he’s like what, 25 and she’s pushing 60? But the fact that Ashton cheated on Demi with a 22-year-old rando he met in San Diego was the hardest pill to swallow. The “other woman,” Sarah Leal, gave some very revealing interviews immediately after the Ashton affair where she claimed that she and Ashton had one night of unprotected sex and that he was “good.” Ashton is now hooking up with Mila Kunis and Demi is rumored to be dating a much younger Ashton look-a-like [http://www.hollyscoop.com/demi-moore/demi-moores-got-a-new--young-hot-du....
3) Jude Law and Sienna Miller: Back in 2005, Jude Law was engaged to be married to Sienna Miller when he had an affair with his nanny, Daisy Wright, who was watching over one of the kids he had with ex-wife Sadie Frost. Talk about a complicated love triangle (or is it square?). Anyway, he released a public apology to Sienna Miller writing, “I just want to say I am deeply ashamed and upset that I’ve hurt Sienna and the people most close to us…”
4) Hugh Grant and Elizabeth Hurley: A lot of people don’t know about the Hugh Grant and Elizabeth Hurley scandal, so let me explain, because it’s so ridiculous. Hugh Grant had been dating British model Liz Hurley for years when he was caught cruising down Sunset Boulevard and caught in the act with a transvestite hooker! The prostitute he hired was apparently a very famous hooker named Divine Brown that charged a lot for her erm, “company.” Most surprisingly, Hugh and Liz stayed together for a few more years before breaking up. I guess “cheating with trannys” is NOT a deal breaker for Liz.
5) Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver: It feels like only yesterday that the Governator had a surprise 14-year-old love child with his nanny. Do I need to explain? Here’s the highlight reel...15-years-ago Arnold seduced his maid who looked like Mickey Rourke and then had a kid that he forgot about so naturally Maria Shriver kicked his ass to the curb when she finally found out about it last year.