Kristen Stewart Thinks Cheating Brought Her And Rob Pattinson "Closer"

September 27, 2012 By:
Kristen Stewart Thinks Cheating Brought Her And Rob Pattinson

In today’s “WTF” news, Kristen Stewart thinks her cheating episode has brought her and Robert Pattinson closer together!

When I made-out with that married director, I was only thinking of you! I did it for us, Rob! I did it for you! - Kristen Stewart, probably.

Sounding just like a cheater, sources tell Lainey Gossip that Rob is super “fragile” right now, but somehow Kristen’s cheating nonsense has actually made their relationship better. Of course it did. Uggghh.

“They are more intense than they’ve ever been, especially Kristen. It’s like they’re desperate for each other all the time. She’s trying to see this as something that brought them closer together,” the source reveals.

Psh, actors.

The couple is currently living in a friend’s guest house in the same neighborhood that they sold their love nest mansion.

Apparently there is something irresistible about Kristen Stewart (I can’t see it, can you?) and Rob can’t stay away.

“Not speaking to someone that you thought was your end all, be all, is clearly harder than he expected,” a different source revealed.

Anyways, all signs are pointed to these two getting back together for good. The source says that none of their friends want them back together but know that as soon as they start the Twilight promo tour again, they’ll be forced to be together and it will only jumpstart their relationship again.

Boo, is pale face and dark hair what you want? Because I can name like 100 LA actresses with pale skin that can totally stop brushing their hair, dye it dark brown, and pick up a lip-biting habit a’la Kristen Stewart. Voila. That’s your new girlfriend Robert Pattinson.