Kristen Stewart has kept mum since the cheating scandal, well she’s literally been hiding out except for one excursion earlier this week, but other than that she’s been a total recluse while her former better half Robert Pattinson is doing the talk show rounds like a champ.
Anyways, Kristen’s first post-scandal interview has surfaced and…well, the interview was actually conducted right before the cheating scandal broke but the interview is finally being printed making this the only K-Stew news we have to tide us over until her big appearance at the upcoming Toronto Film Festival in September.
Kristen doesn’t open up about her relationship at all and definitely doesn’t address the scandal (since it hadn’t happened at the time of the interview) but she does drop these gems: Like how she’s super valuable to society because she makes a ton of money, why she’s a better actress than everyone else, and how she’s going to open a halfway house.
“Oh my god, I f-cking love [acting] so much,” Kristen tells Little White Lies magazine, “I should be working. I don’t want to take a break. It’s funny, on set, I don’t have to go to the bathroom, I don’t have anything wrong, I’m perfectly fine, so through-and-through. I’m not hungry. They wrap and they send me back to my trailer and I fucking fall to pieces. I suddenly realize that I’ve had to pee for six hours and I’m starving.”
What she’s saying is, she’s a better actress than everyone else because she doesn’t take bathroom breaks?
The best part is when she says that all other actresses are crazy, “So many actresses are so f-cking crazy. They’re emotional wrecks, so they pretend to be these characters.”
Oh she also says she plans on changing the world, Angelina Jolie style.
“It’s weird to be in this position of, like…not to sound f-cking crazy, but ‘financial prowess.’ I made Welcome to the Rileys a few years back and now I want to open two halfway houses…because I know my value is fucking strong.”
The moral of the story is that K-Stew is kind of obnoxious in interviews and it’s safe to say the entire world is on team R-Patz.